high off life or cotton candy or funnel cake with strawberries hair red bleached & baked by chlorine’s date with the sun jean shorts still heavy from rapids promising a shower or a soak knees wobbly after using a rollercoaster to air dry teddy bear bigger than you cause you’ve looked 12 since you were... Continue Reading →
Turtleberry Appreciation Post – Appreciate Your Awesomeness
Every now and again you need to pat yourself on the back and tell yourself that you are beautiful. Every now and again you need to remind yourself how much you love yourself. This post is that for me... at least for today. I like to think that I was a cute kid! I have... Continue Reading →
The trouble with the world today…
Okay, so the trouble with the world today is that the majority of people have become intolerant of differences. I sit and look at the current events and problems of the world and it all seems to stem back to being intolerant of what makes us different from other people. Not everyone is meant to... Continue Reading →
Keep your hands to yourself!
I spent a lot of time working with kids in various aspects of my life. That means I have spent a lot of time telling kids to keep their hands to themselves. I recall once having a conversation with a little girl that troubled me. She was running around hitting on a little boy who... Continue Reading →
GOD bless the exes!
Okay so I know this may sound weird but I am really thankful for my past loves.No seriously. (Stop laughing and/or giving me the side eye.)I was tweeting yesterday about understanding your personal love language. Your love language (by my definition) is the way you show love. It can also be the way you best... Continue Reading →
Simply needed to write a few things out
So, I have found the need to write myself out of this depressed state that I am in. Of course you wonder… “Why so depressed? Don’t you realize how blessed you are compared to others?” Blah Blah Blah Yes, I realized that I am an extremely blessed woman. I have a million things to be... Continue Reading →
Who gets custody of the “friend”?
The hard part about breakups is realizing who gets custody of the “friends”. Seriously, this is incredibly tricky when couples run in the same circles. It often makes me wary about even dating someone who runs in the same circle as me. Why add more drama to an already uncomfortable situation? Their friends were always... Continue Reading →
See this is why…
See this is why fucks cannot be given You give one and they want them all They want them how they want them When they want them Heaven forbid the turtle move too slowly for them All fucks should be given immediately This is why fucks cannot be given Because then when you try to... Continue Reading →
Sweetbites: The Gypsy’s Guide to Moving
Okay… so… apparently I am addicted to moving. I am sitting here thinking about it and I have moved almost every year since 2005. It actually averages out to every year because I moved twice the first year and one year I didn't move at all. I say all that to giggle because I actually... Continue Reading →
How To Love Me
Love me like comfort food Gravy on your mashed potatoes Shrimp with your grits Chicken in your soup Leftover spaghetti and warm garlic bread Love me like a crack addiction 24 hours without me leaves you feenin for your next hit Like potato chips after smoking a blunt or two Like when someone lightly... Continue Reading →
